Recently Mr. Chip Head came into the possession of a Coexist bumper sticker. At first he did not understand the concept of coexisting when there were so many evil and bad people in the world. 9/11 and Rahm Emanuel are just two such examples. A few weeks later he read the following story and finally figured out the meaning of Coexist:

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway
here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn’t know how to drive.

“So I shouted that Osama bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling that also goes for Hillary Clinton! And there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.”

July 10th, 2009 | Good Bad Ugly