Mr. and Mrs. Chip Head are making an open proposal to all federal lawmakers concerning the health care crisis. (Everything in President Obama’s life is a crisis. The man needs to take up yoga, for crying out loud!)

Our proposal is an enlargement and simplification of the current Health Savings Accounts (HSA), with some off-the-shelf technology thrown in for good measure. We believe an appropriate name would be Simple Health Insurance Trust. SHIT will cover every living American except those in Congress, the White House, and the federal bureaucracy.

July 9th, 2009 | Big Brother, Head Note, The Reign