
The First Lady is an important part of any administration. Therefore, I am not only voting for Mr. Obama, but also Mrs. Obama. This is why I am voting for her:
. I want a First Lady that sometimes is proud to be an American.
. I want a First Lady that believes America is just downright mean.
. I want a First Lady that believes America is a nation of cynics, sloths, and complacents.
First Ladies with strong opinions are vital to American culture. Mrs. Clinton taught us that.

Mr. Obama gets my vote because:
. I want a President that is a messiah.
. I want a President that stops oceans from rising.
. I want a President that ends racism.
. I want a President that with the force of his personality persuades all enemies of America to put down their arms and love us.
. I want a President that likes high gas prices.
. I want a President that supports the tobacco industry.
. I want a President that ends the income tax for unproductive people like me. The $17.76 I paid last year was far too much.
. I want a President that soaks the wealthy with higher taxes. It will be nice to see the filthy rich like Tiger and Oprah sell their mansions for lack of disposable income to maintain them.
. I want a President that is stylish. Since black is the most sophisticated color, repainting the White House black will make a great fashion statement.
. I want a President that lets me marry another man, two or more wives at one time, or maybe even my dog.
. I want a President that increases the country by seven states.
. I want a President that shows his patriotism by not wearing an American flag lapel pin.
. I want a President that fools the American voter by pretending to be centrist and once elected rules as a raging liberal.
. I want a President that changes position on issues by 180 degrees and pretends he never had the former position.
. I want a President that disdains nearly half his fellow countrymen as gun and bible freaks.
. I want a President that takes away the right for lawful citizens to own guns so only the criminals have guns.
. I want a President that is sensitive about his ears.
. I want a President that insults his grandmother in front of the nation.
. I want a President that dumps his long-time preacher.
And finally:
. I want a President that is clean and articulate.
If you can think of more reasons to vote for the Obamas please leave a comment. Also, feel free to share this with family and friends whom have not converted to Obamanism.
July 24th, 2008 | Big Brother, Raw Politics
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